It’s Wednesday, time for your weekly 6 second injection of What the Fuck.  

The genius of this Vine by Nicholas Megalis is that it forces me to use my imagination to visualize him covered in beans, which I do in great detail... and then I am ashamed.

ABC’s of me, I am not a cat person (I’m that other thing).  So honestly, for me, the strong appeal of this post is seeing a cat utterly defeated by a coat hanger.  I mean they usually look so smug right... like that guy at the party with great abs and the douchey little Bing Crosby hat who has that look on his face like he just had sex with your girlfriend (because, he in fact, just had sex with your girlfriend)... but maybe that’s just me.

All that aside, and whatever your pet predilections, this is pretty fuck’n cute.

I’ll admit it, Animation Monday is always my favorite post of the week.  There’s never a time I go exploring in the Vine-O-Sphere for cool new posts that I don’t find something artful, clever, or just plain badass.    

My quest this morning led me to the front door of Johnny McHone, and rather than embarrassing myself with a sloppy geyser of praise, I’m just going to recommend you watch the following, then go to his profile and get your head ripped off.  It’s all pretty spectacular.

This Keelayjams post has been around for months (and been a Vine Editors pick for much of that time).  And why not, it’s this weird, seamless, literally dizzying little nugget of cool.  

Given it’s age, I figured it may have gone unseen by many who are new to Vine.  So I figured it was worth resurrecting for the Weekend Loop Du Jour!

Is Brittany Furlan famous?  Maybe not in the traditional sense (although she did star in the 2012 classic Bra League) but she is certainly Vine famous.  And this rough boy male drag bit speaks for itself.

What could better exemplify Anything Can Happen Thursday than time travel facilitated by children’s preschool technology.  I was so tickled by this that I took a stroll through the Pete Heacock back catalog and stumbled across another bizarro little Vine-bite paying homage to Hall & Oates (let’s hope Daryl and John don’t go all “Princey” on his ass)

Anyway, the result is our first VVPOTD twofer.  Enjoy.

There’s so much What the Fuck circling this post I hardly know where to begin.  Like where did he get those jammies?  Does he shop with Baxter from Anchorman?  Is that a  boy dog butt-hole, or girl dog butt-hole?  Why stop there, is it dog heinie at all?  Are we witnessing some sort of weird cross species ass fantasy?

I catch my dog day-dreaming all the time, but unlike most of his breed he doesn’t hump his fellow canines from behind for kicks.  He prefers to hump them face first, forcing his junk in and out of their mouths like a sexually deviant little jack hammer.  My guess is this either makes him aggressively dominant, or just aggressively stupid.

Either way, WTF Wednesday has never been so provocative. 

For fear that this Tuesday post might become dominated by kittens and puppies, I went searching for something a little different.  First I went to the explore tab, and entered in the word penguins (penguins are cute right) thinking I would find a good selection.  First video, very first, right up at the top, guy whipping out his cock.  I didn't stick around to read the caption, maybe "penguin" was his penis pet name, who can say.  But it was my first brush with pornography on Vine, so I thought it was worth noting.

In the meantime, here's this.  Balloons, Panda cookies, Kara'tay... IN THE PARK.  Come on, that's cute.

Kenneth Arnold cautions us Not to wake the robot.

Goddamn right my friend.  Goddamned right.

OK, now, whaaaaaaaat?

Is this a video game?  Is this a Japanese Manga spank flick?  Is she dying or climaxing?  Holy Hell!

A friend of mine told me he recently walked into his son's room just in time to see him put a battle ax into a half naked virtual waitress while playing a video game.  His son limply explained, "but I needed her money."  Well, Ok then.

As for me, I believe the children are our future... future rapists and murderers.  

We are all screwed.